Odds and (Tr)ends 1.0

1. 9 out of 10 Attempts FAIL
2. 73% believe they know everything
3. Those who want more are charted on an upstairs staircase
4. Curious tendencies have lost 120 basis points
5. We are 100% trending towards oblivion
6. We are on to the numbers (majority rules)
7. The numbers are on to us (minority rules)
8. Trends say all current odds have 50/50 accuracy